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it's clear yu're getting senile when yu walk into the bathroom in the middle of the evening and start brushing your teeth and not realising it until it suddenly strikes yu as queer to be brushing your teeth when yu can see evening rays on the wall. and by the time tt happens yu find that yu've finished. oh well.
and then yu know how bad the situation is when yu try to shampoo your hair 2 secs after yu finish shampooing and conditioning it and yu start wondering why it feels so familiar.
[Listening to: killing me softly with his song by roberta flack]
Friday, January 21, 2005
[by the way i tried to say]
teacher: would yu like to stand up and read this passage to the class? my sis: ... teacher: pls stand up and read this passage to the class. my sis: ... teacher: excuse me pls stand up and read this passage to the class! my sis: ... i AM standing up.
lolololol rofl.
[Listening to: the hardest thing by 98 degrees]
Thursday, January 20, 2005
[by the way i tried to say]
sometimes i think we all need a childhood friend. someone we've known our entire lives. bcoz i believe time tells character. and builds relationships. and everybody needs someone who knows your strengths, your weaknesses, your moods, your idiosyncrasies. i find it strange myself that i should think we need someone like that, since i value the future and present more than i do of the past. i dont deny that we are shaped by our pasts, yet those are but experiences we've been through. so i dont see why i feel the need for someone who has accompanied yu along the way. perhaps for affirmation of character? or moral support? actually no. what carries us along is ourselves. on second thoughts, i think maybe we don't need a childhood friend.
[Listening to: hero by chad kroeger]
Friday, January 14, 2005
[by the way i tried to say]
if dreams are those happy bright scenarios yu conjure up in your mind when yu're asleep and nightmares are the horrific thoughts that make yu want to jerk awake, what are the in-betweens called? those that are slightly ominous but not to the extent of threatening, or those tt fill yu not with fear, but with something milder - dread possibly? or the feeling of contentment that yu know isn't going to last, although yu're not entirely sure how either. it feels wrong to classify these as dreams, as dreams imply positivity, and hope perhaps.
come to think of it, dreams sound disgustingly girly. and overrated. might as well throw in a couple of stars, and rainbows, and sunsets and sunrises, and wishes, and hearts and carebears or something and wowee we have the ultimate recipe for sweet little innocent girl that everybody feels like protecting bcoz well she's oh-so-sweet-and-innocent.
i can't remember the point i was trying to make.
[Listening to: why they call it falling by lee ann womack]
Sunday, January 09, 2005
[by the way i tried to say]
thyme is such a pretty name. the word itself seems to come with a history. i can imagine it already - a girl with long flowing hair and green eyes and who has a name called thyme.
[Listening to: the otherside by red hot chilli peppers]
Saturday, January 08, 2005
[by the way i tried to say]
dependency results in vulnerability. it makes yu exposed, and increasingly susceptible to others' emotions. these little tendrils sprout from each of us and attach themselves to people we meet, people we make connections with. yet the more and the denser these connections become, the greater the probability of some being savagely chopped in two when a random axe falls. and the larger the effect it has on yu.
one day we shall all learn not to lean on railings.
[Listening to: out of my head by fastball]
Monday, January 03, 2005
[by the way i tried to say]
i swear open spaces make me happy. small cramped places are oppressive and make me feel so confined. and miserable. if i had all the money in the world i would buy a big plot of land. and stand in the centre. and feel happy. and er i haven't thought of anything else. heeeeeeeeeee.
[Listening to: shine your light by robbie robertson]