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just caught cellular. it's easily one of the most ridiculous shows i've ever seen. too many coincidences, too many conveniently inserted events, too much lousy acting. gosh the entire thing was pretty much a huge nokia advert, especially with the not-very-subtle brand name zoomed in on about fifty million times. even the lead sounded like she was having a casual conversation on one of those 1900-hot-date lines than someone desperate to be rescued. and point to note - the resolution of the video on the hp was impossibly good and obviously fake. the show was ridden with a gazillion loopholes, and i gave up spotting them after i got to like the hundredth one.
mm and i have a perpetual blush now thanks to the sun. i thought i was immune to the rays, but clearly not. i guess it'll fade in what, 2 hours? still hoping i'll get at least a shade darker tho.