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it's clear yu're getting senile when yu walk into the bathroom in the middle of the evening and start brushing your teeth and not realising it until it suddenly strikes yu as queer to be brushing your teeth when yu can see evening rays on the wall. and by the time tt happens yu find that yu've finished. oh well.
and then yu know how bad the situation is when yu try to shampoo your hair 2 secs after yu finish shampooing and conditioning it and yu start wondering why it feels so familiar.
[Listening to: killing me softly with his song by roberta flack]