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i have the most gorgeous cherries i've ever seen in my fridge at the moment. i think they were self-delusional and thought they were plums and thus grew huge and deep red and are insanely sweet. they're like the perfect apple the witch gave to snow white just that they're not apples they're cherries. and i have a whole bag of them. and they're all mineeeee. maybe they're genetically modified.
[Listening to: the best i ever had by vertical horizon]