// No rightclick script v.2.5
// (c) 1998 barts1000
// barts1000@aol.com
// This script and others available free at http://www.lissaexplains.com
var message="keep to urself."; // Message for the alert box
function click(e) {
if (document.all) {
if (event.button == 2) {
// Don't edit below!
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
if (document.layers) {
if (e.which == 3) {
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
}
if (document.layers) {
document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);
}
document.onmousedown=click;
// -->
"My daughter, Lily-Rose, was about three when i was making Pirates of teh Caribbean. When people asked her what your parents do, she said 'My mummy is a singer and my daddy's a pirate.' Now Rose is five and Jack is two. Jack still thinks i'm a pirate, disguised as Willy Wonka. Lily-Rose is coming to terms with the fact that daddy is schizophrenic." --- Johnny Depp