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when yu're just a kid, yu never ever worry about growing up bcos yu know that yu'll be equipped with the skills to handle anything that can be thrown at yu. but then there comes a time when yu're unceremoniously yanked out of your happy buffer zone and everybody goes dothisdothishowcanyunotknowthis and yu wonder why yu still feel exactly like a kid when yu were supposed to be magically endowed with adult skills. and so yu learn that adult skills are not painlessly bestowed on yu.